Next...purchase the snowballs...but don't let the kids have them until you take a photo of them..see that chocolate one...that's mine! Eat the snowballs at the picnic area so you can just leave the mess of the spilt snowball juice there.(the ants n bees will take care of the cleanup)
Next, take the kids back to your home, but don't tell them you have a pool. Let them watch a movie in the air conditioned house while you sneak out on the patio!