Tuesday, January 5, 2010

A little humor for all you Seniors out there

Senior health care solution--according to Maxine






Senior Health Care Solution


So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You're are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!

New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.


IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!

3 comments:

These Nine Acres said...

Oh my gosh. The sad part is that it's true! And they even get television!

Pamela said...

wonderful!

Gattina said...

I don't understand anything in your health system, but I also would commit a little big crime to spend the rest of my days in a warm cell, lol !
In Belgium there is no problem with health care, as soon as you start to work the fees for that are automatically deducted from your gross salary, that way everybody has an insurance. There are two or three official insurances from the government. That way everybody is covered and for ever. Of course you can add a private insurance for even better service, but that's your choice.